Untitled Ficlet [Sohinki/Lasercorn] by usernamesarecool, literature
Literature
Untitled Ficlet [Sohinki/Lasercorn]
It was nearly ten o’clock at night, and David was still at the office. He’d been there for hours; he knew he shouldn’t have spent so much time playing Halo earlier. Now he was stuck here editing a video for tomorrow, when he really just wanted to be home in bed.
Suddenly, he jumped as he heard a noise from the hall. A door creaking open? He held his breath. There were footsteps coming down the hall.
Oh god, he thought desperately. Please don’t tell me someone broke in. Everyone else had gone home long ago; he was the only one in the building. His heart hammered in his chest; he was sure he was going to die.
The door
Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
Literature
Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
I support gay people, of course. I have many gay friends. My uncle was gay. Gay people are nice. Does that make me gay?
Now, I often kiss guys. Friends, not boyfriends. Usually for dares and stuff, or just a friendly little kiss. Does this make me gay? Yeah... Kinda. I do enjoy kissing boys more than girls. Patrick and Luke are fun to kiss.
So yeah.... I'm a little gay.
Gay is fun.
Blah school honestly sucks its 8:10 here local time in the evening. Transformers fan bug won't leave me alone. I think I have to many OC's to be normal 1 for TF, 1 for Marvel Universe and 1 for DC. There thats my rant over and out.